Eyeball-licking or "worming" (....why?!?) as it is referred to is apparently a real fetish among teens in Japan. And here I thought American teens were effed in the head. Now we all have our little fetishes, of course. I admit I don't mind having a pit licked every now and then. That's normal. It is normal, right? I kid, I kid...
While armpit licking is not only sexy and completely safe, "worming" can be a very real problem because apparently it is causing eye chlamydia (conjunctivitis) to spread like wildfire. Okay, that's just disgusting. Where do these things start, you ask? We can thank the fabulous EMO BAND Born for this in which their video "Spiral Lie" shows this neato technique. You can view it below and so you can spare yourself the gawd awful song that it is skip to about 3:30-ish in the video.
I have no desire to lick anyone's eyeball nor do I want mine licked. I can barely keep my eyes open for the eye doctor. Do not try this at home, folks. We ought not to be spreading anymore diseases. Please stick to the normal licking places, like one's pits.
