Saturday, May 25, 2013

Delay of Arrested Development(s)

I am not sure why I am just hearing about this today, but apparently tomorrow, May 26, 2013, at the wee morning hour of 3:01 AM EDT (why this exact time, I'm not really sure...) one will be able to view ALL 15 new episodes of Arrested Development on Netflix.  Hello?!  When the hell did that happen?  This includes the entire original cast, too.  I think I just creamed myself.

That is all.

If you've never watched the show, I highly suggest watching it starting...NOW!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Krispy Kreme: You're My Bitch, Yet Again

School is finally over for summer and at my age that is just plain silly, but I can't help but admit that I am happy to have a break.  I battled like hell the last sixteen weeks and as always (duh...) came out triumphant.  This wouldn't be because I gained any great knowledge for my future, but rather because I am about to score four free doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.  Oh yes, KK.  You're my bitch yet again.  You see, for every "A" you receive on your report card, Krispy Kreme will give you one of their glazed, gooey bitches (up to 6) for free!  That's right.  THAT'S what I'm talking about.

And don't try to tell me the free doughnuts are only for kids in kindergarten through grade six. I worked hella harder than those little brats.  If anything, I deserve TWO doughnuts for every "A" I earned, so I should actually be getting eight, not four! However, since the limit is six, I suppose that will suffice.

A small side note: Now that school is over, I'll be here much more making my delightful, grandiose blog posts that we all love so deeply.  Who isn't happy about that?

 Glaze On!