Thursday, May 16, 2013

Krispy Kreme: You're My Bitch, Yet Again

School is finally over for summer and at my age that is just plain silly, but I can't help but admit that I am happy to have a break.  I battled like hell the last sixteen weeks and as always (duh...) came out triumphant.  This wouldn't be because I gained any great knowledge for my future, but rather because I am about to score four free doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.  Oh yes, KK.  You're my bitch yet again.  You see, for every "A" you receive on your report card, Krispy Kreme will give you one of their glazed, gooey bitches (up to 6) for free!  That's right.  THAT'S what I'm talking about.

And don't try to tell me the free doughnuts are only for kids in kindergarten through grade six. I worked hella harder than those little brats.  If anything, I deserve TWO doughnuts for every "A" I earned, so I should actually be getting eight, not four! However, since the limit is six, I suppose that will suffice.

A small side note: Now that school is over, I'll be here much more making my delightful, grandiose blog posts that we all love so deeply.  Who isn't happy about that?

 Glaze On!






10 comments:

  1. i can't say what freaks me out more, the 6 doughnuts, the 4 A's, or, and i think this is the one, the more often delightful grandiose blog posts we're all so happy to be getting. :D

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    1. but you said you were an A ++ can't trust anyone anymore ;)

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    2. A++ in America is like a D++ in Canada, remember?

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    3. yes i do. but where's the beaver tails?

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    4. I've got your beaver tail right here, don't worry. ;)

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  2. I got the sads.

    we don't have Krispy Kreme here. I've never had one.

    A's, that I had. I got nothing.
    someone gots some 'splainin to do

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    1. This is America! We reward good marks by making our children fat!

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  3. Congrats on the A's my friend! I shall eat six chocolate glazed KK doughnuts to celebrate your achievement! ;)

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    1. Thanks, Lisa! I'm sure you'll enjoy celebrating!

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