So who is having a birthday today? Well, I am sure a lot of people. For instance, we have the following:
Monica Lewinsky – Hot! I mean, who wouldn’t want to …. ew. wait. never mind.
We have Daniel Radcliffe – You know, Harry Potter... okay, well that’s lame, but whatever.
Then there's Slash from Guns 'n Roses – Now that's pretty sweet. That dude can rock a guitar. Okay, so I’m a closet Guns ‘n Roses fan who just came out of the closet.
Woody Harrelson – Total stoner, plus I think he’s a great actor. I'd love to share a birthday with him! He’d light up a big phatty.
Alison Krauss – She has some pretty decent songs every now and then.
Philip Seymour Hoffman – LOVE THIS GUY!
Florence Vidor – She was an American actress from the 1920s. I never heard of her, but she looks beautiful.
Bert Convy – Come on. Who doesn’t love some Bert Convy?
Normar Garciaparra - One word: BASEBALL!
Ian Thomas – Eh, he’s a Canuck musician. I’ll just include him for that reason alone.
Rob Stewart – Same reason as above, except he’s an actor.
Well, in any case, I think you get the idea. There are so many more celebrities that have birthday on this 23rd day of July, but honestly, who gives a fuck? Today is my most awesomest, coolest, canuckian friend’s birthday and that’s the most important one of all. :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, P.!
Hope you have a great day and many, many more trips around the sun and have the moon make many, many more trips around you!
