I was reading one of my newfound blogs the other day, Adventures in Estrogen, and there was a post written called "Top 10 Movies I'm Ashamed to Love". I was going to do a
version of my own list, but I was in the mood for music tonight, so I decided to go
with a list of Top 10 Songs instead. I’m
starting with the least shameful to most shameful. I think.
I guess you can tell me after you read through them. Here goes:
10. I Was Made For Dancin'
– Leif Garrett
Mr. Garrett sang “Give In” on an episode of CHiPs. My 9-year-old heart, soul and body were his forever after that (don’t judge me!), but "I Was Made For Dancin'" was my favourite song he sang. You will also be happy to learn that this is the only disco song I’m going to put in my top 10 because in all seriousness, I could easily come up with a top 10 disco list and I don’t think anyone wants that.
Mr. Garrett sang “Give In” on an episode of CHiPs. My 9-year-old heart, soul and body were his forever after that (don’t judge me!), but "I Was Made For Dancin'" was my favourite song he sang. You will also be happy to learn that this is the only disco song I’m going to put in my top 10 because in all seriousness, I could easily come up with a top 10 disco list and I don’t think anyone wants that.
Surely anyone can see why I instantly fell in love with Leif that night in 1979.
9. I Want It That Way
– The Backstreet Boys
There may be some who could argue that this is indeed a great song. The problem occurs when you come to realize that I was in my late (really late) 20s when it was released and regularly cranked it driving in my minivan.
There may be some who could argue that this is indeed a great song. The problem occurs when you come to realize that I was in my late (really late) 20s when it was released and regularly cranked it driving in my minivan.
8. Funky Cold Medina –
Tone Loc
“I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener. You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina." I mean it was a big old mess when Sheena got undressed. It’s kind of funny it got that far and I love the cowbell in that song, plus there’s dog humping.
“I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener. You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina." I mean it was a big old mess when Sheena got undressed. It’s kind of funny it got that far and I love the cowbell in that song, plus there’s dog humping.
7. Merry Christmas
Darling – The Carpenters
Sentimental value. Shut your pie holes.
Sentimental value. Shut your pie holes.
6. Ice Ice Baby –
Vanilla Ice
I have no explanation. I actually went to his concert in 1990 with my friend (we were 20 at the time) and we felt like two jackasses when we realized everyone there were either 12 or that 12-year-old’s parent. HAWT!
I have no explanation. I actually went to his concert in 1990 with my friend (we were 20 at the time) and we felt like two jackasses when we realized everyone there were either 12 or that 12-year-old’s parent. HAWT!
5. Leave (Get Out) –
Jojo
Good workout song? That’s all I’ve got. I feel so creepy liking this one. Really.
Good workout song? That’s all I’ve got. I feel so creepy liking this one. Really.
4. How You Remind Me –
Nickelback
In my defense, it was their first hit. I had no idea ALL their other songs were going to sound exactly the same. I still like it though.
In my defense, it was their first hit. I had no idea ALL their other songs were going to sound exactly the same. I still like it though.
3. Karma Chameleon –
Culture Club
It’s catchy and odd and I can’t stop staring at Boy George.
It’s catchy and odd and I can’t stop staring at Boy George.
2. Lovin’ You –
Minnie Riperton
There was a visa commercial a few years ago that destroyed this song for me because I loved it long before that, but it’s embarrassing and no one will ever put up with me listening to this song in the car, so I'm on my own with this one. How the f#uck does she hit that high note? It leaves me stupefied.
There was a visa commercial a few years ago that destroyed this song for me because I loved it long before that, but it’s embarrassing and no one will ever put up with me listening to this song in the car, so I'm on my own with this one. How the f#uck does she hit that high note? It leaves me stupefied.
This is a different commercial, but same song / same idea. It's a crime!
1. My Heart Will Go
On – Celine Dion
This pains me to write this as my number one (or at all). If anyone knows me, they will know how embarrassing this is, but this song grabs my heartstrings and runs with them. I cry every time I hear it. I just try not to listen to it if I can help it. I loathe Celine Dion. LOATHE HER! But… she sure can sing the hell out of this song. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
This pains me to write this as my number one (or at all). If anyone knows me, they will know how embarrassing this is, but this song grabs my heartstrings and runs with them. I cry every time I hear it. I just try not to listen to it if I can help it. I loathe Celine Dion. LOATHE HER! But… she sure can sing the hell out of this song. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
