I remember when I was working my office job many years ago and came back from lunch one day to find a Hersey's Kiss on my desk with a note that read "Just a Random Act of Kindness - Enjoy Your Day". I was young then... and not so jaded. I remember thinking how nice that was and I probably actually ended up enjoying my day. How silly is that?
I'm pretty sure if that happened now, my first thought would be who poisoned the chocolate, how did they do it, and why? Then I would proceed to throw it in the trash. That's what 20 years of Random Acts of Cruelness will do to a person. I've seen this played out the most at the grocery store. I think it's because I've shopped hella times at one over the years. It's a nightmare every single instance no matter the day, the hour, or my reason for being there. Everyone at the grocery store is an evil bastard. The main thing I've learned is that no one gives a f#ck when acquiring groceries. (yes, myself included)
So what is my point? The point is - I am thrilled that for the next three days, I do not have to step foot into a grocery store. My sister and her family are in town for the holiday and staying at my mother's. My mother LOVES grocery shopping AND she buys Hershey Kisses which I do not believe to be poisoned. (errrr... I might be skipping those just in case...) Oh and I also won't have to inhale any tainted pine cones. Double score!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
This is my mother's "pineapple turkey" centerpiece she's so incredibly proud of. Good gawd, seriously mom? If it wasn't for her mad cooking skillz, I don't know if I could handle the next three days.
This shit is so not cool...
