Thursday, February 28, 2013

Fuxhianhuiid!

No, I wasn't swearing at you, but I feel like anyone who eats seafood should be cussed out.  A fuxhianhuiid is apparently a newly found fossilzed animal (an arthorpod) that has limbs under its head as well as a nervous system that extends past the head... as if the limbs under the head isn't bad enough.  Oh, and even more exciting, this disgusting under-the-sea creature probably used these limbs to push food into its mouth as it fucked around the bottom of the sea.

Scientists believed these FUX0rs probably evolved from worms with legs.  MMMmm.. sounds like a good plan for tonight's dinner.  I don't get why people eat seafood.  It's disgusting.   GIANT BUGS UNDER THE SEA.  Need I say more?


You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?




12 comments:

  1. I was watching the movie Hope Springs last night, and at the very end, the characters were dining on lobsters, and I thought the same thing about bugs under the sea. Bleh.

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    1. I've never seen that movie, but now I know not to watch it ;) I do like shrimp as long as I don't think about what they are too much. I think I'll just stick to fowl. It's not as foul.

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    2. Oh, the lobsters are just in the credits at the end. You could switch it off before that. ;)

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  2. I am scared of anything from the sea including seashells!

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    1. I don't mind seashells. I actually have a beautiful Abalone shell that I used for when I burn sage. I just don't prefer to eat anything that lives in a shell.

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  3. I nearly gagged once when my dad actually ate a raw clam. eeewwww!!!
    at least cook it! I mean I will eat salmon, shrimp, lobster that is cooked....and I have tried sushi. but yeah, I don't get eating RAW seafood. cold and clammy and smelly.....excuse me *exits gagging*

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    1. Oh I love salmon. It's seafood and things in shells. Ick. Big. Giant. Bugs.

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  4. all i can say is trilobite. and, if you gag at that, tri (sic) other little bottom feeders. yummy!

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  5. lol....I once nagged my husband to let me buy and try smoked oysters. Worse mistake ever. Took 3 weeks to clean the bed shits / sheets! That fossil is well gross!

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