A Cross between the Cartoon Character Ziggy and an Anemic Lump of Jelly

A cross between the cartoon character Ziggy and an anemic lump of jelly... well put for sure!  This would be an accurate description of the blobfish; a deep sea fish that lives in the waters off the coasts of mainland Australia (not surprised) as well as other places, islands or whatever else is in that area of the world.  I believe it's all close to Iraq, isn't it?

Apparently this fish was just recently voted the ugliest animal alive.  That would also be another reason why I don't really eat creatures from the sea.  Personally, I think Ted Cruz should have been the winner.  I hear it was a VERY close second. 


source :http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/09/12/blobfish-voted-ugliest-animal/2806625/

 Hooroo mate.

Fuxhianhuiid!

No, I wasn't swearing at you, but I feel like anyone who eats seafood should be cussed out.  A fuxhianhuiid is apparently a newly found fossilzed animal (an arthorpod) that has limbs under its head as well as a nervous system that extends past the head... as if the limbs under the head isn't bad enough.  Oh, and even more exciting, this disgusting under-the-sea creature probably used these limbs to push food into its mouth as it fucked around the bottom of the sea.

Scientists believed these FUX0rs probably evolved from worms with legs.  MMMmm.. sounds like a good plan for tonight's dinner.  I don't get why people eat seafood.  It's disgusting.   GIANT BUGS UNDER THE SEA.  Need I say more?

You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?