Sunday, January 6, 2013

Jesus Watches Hockey, Bitches!

It's pay back time for the trunk-dwellers.  I am only able to watch my favourite team via my laptop, which is a real pisser, but it doesn't stop me from yelling, cussing, pounding, and/or any other loud noises when necessary during game-time.  The reason for this is because my team, the Ottawa Senators, are located in... well, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.  I am NOT located in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.  I am not even located in Canada.  This poses a problem trying to find their games on any cable channel.  This is because America, the retarded, is obsessed with that stupid sport involving some "ball" that isn't even in the shape of a ball and named after the "foot" but doesn't usually involve much of the foot... well, I think you see my point.  Bottom line:  FOOTBALL SUCKS ASS!  And please don't even get me started on the snoozefest of a game basketball.  *yawn*

Thanks, cable channels.  I don't think having ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPN3 playing 29837928374928347 football and basketball games are quite enough.  Could you possibly add one more ESPN channel to play a few more of those games? 

Back to HOCKEY...  there will only be a 48 game season, but I will take it.  And, if I'm lucky enough, my boys will be traveling two hours away from me and I will 'score' some tickets.  Good pun, eh?

On that note... GO SENS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One should really enjoy this blog post.  This is about as happy as you'll ever see me.


 





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4 comments:

  1. Lisa G.Sunday, January 6, 2013 at 9:07:00 PM EST

    HAHA! I'm not a fan of any sports, but I'm rooting for your team anyway!

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  2. Rebeka Sunday, January 6, 2013 at 9:32:00 PM EST

    Of course you are! You're an intelligent person. :)

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  3. a.nony mooseMonday, January 7, 2013 at 1:56:00 PM EST

    ice hockey (as if there's any other meaningful kind) is life, and life is hockey. unfortuantely your obesessions with zack and alfie and mr. neil can only be seen up close (closest to you) and personal in shittsburgh, where you can also pay hommage to sid the kid...only intraconference games this shortened year. so glad you're SENSible though. GO!

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    1. Rebeka Monday, January 7, 2013 at 6:57:00 PM EST

      I wasn't thinking shittsburgh. That's three hours away. At this point, because I've missed hockey oh-so-much, I would consider acknowledging Sidney... by reminding him of how Ruutu sat on his face. =D

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