Ninjabreadmen

As some of you may know, my daughter is a pastry chef and she is a creative one at that.  She posted this on her Instagram the other day and it made me start to feel slightly jolly, but don't tell anyone.

I asked her why the top one said "la" on it and she had no idea what I was talking about.  I guess it wasn't meant to say "la", but that was actually my favourite one.  Think about it, a Ninjabreadman saying "la".  That's humourous.   Perhaps I was reading too much into him.

Twinkie Terror

I don't get it.  What is everyone freaked out about with this Twinkie bullshit?  Has anyone actually eaten one of these recently or what about a HoHo for that matter?  They are disgusting.  My mother had a box of HoHos at her house for my nieces about 6 months ago, so trying to be all nostalgic I ate one with them because I hadn't in about 25 years.  My GAWD!  It didn't even work.  The chocolate broke apart (if we can even call this chocolate) and the "cake" part was dry and umm, I don't even know.  I don't think it was food.  I'm glad Hostess is going out of business.  It had to be a crime that anyone was putting this in their bodies. 

Of course, I have a daughter who is a pastry chef, so this could be why I really don't give a damn about any of it.  Who the hell would want a Twinkie or a HoHo when you could have a Lutetia Torte (Walnut sponge cake with chestnut butter cream covered in chocolate ganache!)  HOLLA!