Why are You so Happy about Catheters, Jim, HUH?

There has been a commercial floating around (pun intended) that tells one how to acquire some free samples of catheters.  These catheters are supposed to be covered under medicare and one can get up to two hundred free a month. They come in all different sizes and shapes, etc.  I know this because I went to the website and looked.  Who knew catheters could be so intriguing?

Jim, the fella in the video, seems to be really happy about this offer, but not only that, he seems to get his rocks off over it.  He doesn't stop smiling through the whole commercial.  Now, from experience, I've had a catheter and I sure as hell wasn't laughing.  In fact, the nurse was lucky I didn't do her some serious damage for the pain she caused me.  I also remember my father not wanting to leave the hospital because they wanted to remove his catheter.  I believe it took him 7 hours to finally give in.

So, Jim... what gives?  Are you just a freak-ass masochist?  Or do you really think the consumer is that stupid that we don't know that the catheter you keep smiling about is going to go in a man's penis hole?

You can check out the video of the ad if you haven't seen it.  Don't worry, Jim doesn't demonstrate how they work.  Good thing, too...  We may find him ROFLHAO.